Sam I Am

I'm Sam. I'm 20 years old, a Criminology major, and absolutely obsessed with reading. I'm in all sorts of fandoms, so I'm not going to bother listing them. :)

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procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

science blue, engineering red, and command yellow

unimodus:

fuckyeahstartrektos:

Useful information

good lord can fleet admirals even lift their arms?

Is that a new fanfic plot on the horizon? Why yes, yes it is.

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

farahbear:

was that a horcrux

“The only way for everyone to survive is to use the Silver Crystal. It’s all right, I won’t die. Let’s all go back to Earth, together.”

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

kaciart:

Hopefully the next attempt will be better xD